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Introduction
In the quiet hum of your demanding life, the feeling creeps in. The longing for engaging conversation, laughing until your ribs hurt, an escape from repetition. You’re feeling disconnected, bored, or stuck in your daily routine. You crave genuine connection, comfort, and softness not just in touch but in the heart. You need a container for vulnerability and intimacy that is safe, natural, and rooted in mutual trust and respect. You know that you deserve to be appreciated for exactly who you are, not just what you provide. You don’t want a transaction, you want a transformation.
My name is Sage and I’m your new favorite BBW girl-next-door. I am the result of nearly four decades of learning, laughing, and navigating this crazy, beautiful experience of being human. I believe our time together should be authentic, magical, and unforgettable. Maybe you’ve scrolled past profiles that promise “luxury” or “mystique,” but what you want is something less abstract. Something softer. Something real. You will likely find me in my natural habitat wrapped in an oversized sweatshirt and comfy leggings, ready for a quick lunch break romp, a stolen hour on your way home, or the weekend rendezvous you’ve been looking forward to. My goal is simply to be your easy-going, no-strings-attached friend with benefits. This isn’t about a fantasy, it’s about a feeling. The kind of connection that electrifies you long after we’ve parted ways.
My passion is co-creating a sanctuary where we both feel comfortable and appreciated. I offer private and discreet companionship and curated social experiences for those who crave authenticity. Virtual sessions are also available if you want to get to know my inner workings before we meet.
I’d call myself your newest guilty pleasure except there’s nothing guilty about finding pleasure with one another
Investment
Incall
Half hour $200
Hour $300
90 minutes $500
2 hours $600
3 hours $800
4 hours $1,000
Virtual
OnlyFans $15/month
15 minutes texting $25
1 hour texting $75 (add photos +$25)
1 day texting $150 (add photos +$50)
1 week texting $500 (pics included!)
30 minute video chat $100
1 hour video chat $150
Custom photo $5/ea, 3 photo minimum
Outcall
Hour $400
90 minutes $600
2 hours $700
3 hours $900
4 hours $1,100
Overnight 16 hours $3,000
Weekend 48 hours $9,000
One hour public social date $200 - Enough time for a quick coffee date, a trip to the strip club, or a walk in the park with NO private time
In person pantry drop $250 - One pair of my worn panties with the cut of your choice (thong, cheeky, boxers), hand delivered to you. I’ll bring a gift bag, wear them to meet you, take them off in the bathroom and ziplock them for freshness before packing them in your goodie bag to take home and enjoy as you please
Longer journeys and fly-me-to-you experiences available upon request
Screening is essential for both of our safety and comfort. You can trust in my legitimacy as I have been verified across multiple platforms such at TNA, Tryst, OnlyFans, and SextPanther. All of these platforms required extensive identity verification and require two-factor authentication to access. Your information will be treated with the utmost discretion and deleted upon completion of screening process.
I’ll need either:
A message from your profile on TNA board with at least 2 vouches -OR-
A picture of your ID -AND-
A selfie of you holding it
Deposits are required for outcalls and longer engagements.
Cancellations within a short window may incur a fee (up to the full rate), and future bookings may require a deposit at my discretion.
One last important note about allergies: I live with a service dog with whom I am in close contact with at many points throughout the day. While I always shower directly before any appointments, I cannot guarantee that my clothing will be free of dog dander. My incall space is also shared with furry friends and (while vacuumed regularly) is also not dander-free. If you are sensitive to or allergic to dogs, please consider booking an outcall.
Screening
And here’s my gift to you: mention your favorite band when you reach out and I’ll take $50 off our first encounter. Think of it as my token of gratitude for being respectful and acknowledging my screening, deposit, and cancellation policies.
Your message can be as simple as:
“Hi Sage, I’d love to schedule an hour with you tomorrow morning. I’m a big fan of Fleetwood Mac, what about you?”
I vibe with people of all kinds and do not discriminate against race, gender, religion, ability, size, shape, or (legal) age. If you’re interesting, curious, and bring good energy, we’re going to get along beautifully. The only thing I don’t tolerate is disrespect, so meet me with kindness and I’ll meet you with warmth and enthusiasm.
Expectations
I only accept cash and payment is due in full at the beginning of our time together. Digital payments may be required as a deposit or as payment for a virtual session and can be made via CashApp ($auberginexo) or via an Amazon, AirBNB, or Chewy gift card emailed to me. If you are concerned about having a digital footprint, you can go to any major retailer to purchase a gift card with cash and text or email me the activation number.
No explicit or implied subject matter will be entertained via text prior to age verification and payment.
Have impeccable hygiene including clipped, filed, and cleaned fingernails. Be prepared to wash your hands upon arrival.
Please cancel if you are sick, including a cough, runny nose, sore throat, rash, infection, etc.. Out of respect to you, I will also reschedule or cancel and return the deposit (if provided) if I become sick before our appointment.
Leave no trace. Do not do anything that would leave a mark or bruise and I will do the same, unless a specific request is made beforehand.
No surprises or “in the moment” pressure.
We must both verbally agree before trying anything new.
No rough play, pain, or restraint. I am open to light roleplay only after establishing safe words or “red light/yellow light/green light” check-ins to ensure continuous comfort and consent. Absolutely NO race, age, or beastiality roleplay.
Do not use degrading language before asking permission.
No photos or videos will be taken and no recording devices of any kind will be allowed during our time together.
Contact
Whether you’re looking for a quick fling or a long term connection, I am certain that we can cultivate memorable chemistry that will stick around long after we have parted ways. Is this an experience you’re willing to pass up? I’m just a text away.
sagesinclairxoxo@gmail.com
458-666-5609
Vibes
Here are some fun facts about me to see if I pass your vibe check:
I have been in the industry in various capacities since 2019. My favorite part of this work is developing connection and comfort together with no expectations but a shared desire of thoroughly enjoying our time.
I have a massive praise kink. Hearing genuine, specific compliments about my body, my skills, or my energy makes me feel appreciated which is a huge turn-on for me. Tell me you love the way my hips feel in your hands, how my voice sounds in your ears when I’m whispering to you, or even how my smile makes you feel welcome and you will have me melting in your arms.
My favorite hobby is yoga and I have been practicing since I was 12 years old. I am not a teacher and have no desire to become a teacher, but I do enjoy writing routines for myself and my friends to practice at night in the candlelight.
I have three senior mutts that I adore! You are likely to find us walking one of the beautiful local trails or perhaps sniffing around a dog park in Eugene or the surrounding area. I try to get outside with them at lease once a day (rain, snow, or shine!) because their enrichment means a lot to me. I read once that “your dog's life is only as big as you make it” so I try to provide a lot of adventure in their golden years.
I am a huge foodie and love to cook and bake! I make the best damn chocolate chip cookie you’ve ever had and have “vegetarianized” probably every soul food you can imagine. If you’ve never met a piece of tofu you’ve liked, you’ve never met one of mine! I have yet to encounter a cuisine I don’t like, but my favorites would probably be Thai, Mexican, and good ol’ American cookout foods.
I love kombucha! I don’t drink alcohol (unless you count the 0.5% in kombucha) but loooove kombucha - especially anything with ginger, citrus, or fruit! BNF is my local favorite but you can’t go wrong with GT’s. I also drink at least one Diet Pepsi every day and would be absolutely tickled if you brought a cold bottle for me when you come over!
My favorite genre of music would be some version of Brit-rock/pop invasion. I have loved Garbage, Bloc Party, and the Arctic Monkeys since I was a teenager and have recently been listening to a lot of Lola Young and The Last Dinner Party. I also love a lot of old rock’n’roll like Pink Floyd, Creedence Clearwater Revival, and Neil Young (would you consider him rock or country? I’m never really sure). My favorite song is currently “Stay Useless” by Cloud Nothings, but I’ll admit that it doesn’t fit into any of the aforementioned genres.
I am a reality TV connoisseur! I love competition games like The Circle and Top Chef and lifestyle shows like Jersey Shore and Selling Sunset. If you have an extra hour or two, ask me about my favorite “Housewives” franchise!
I recently started taking pole classes and am loving it! I am NOT very good and I have ZERO dance background but I’m having a ton of fun dancing and moving and celebrating my body around the pole. So far it’s just been sensual dances, walks, and spins, but one of these days I’ll actually climb it! I’m looking forward to the strength I’ll build but more so I am reveling in how good it feels to move my body in a new way.
And lastly, this is silly but I love large bills! All money is good money and it all spends the same, but something about a stack of large bills really turns me on. I’ll be happy with whatever you bring but I really love adding a crisp 100 to my collection.
